Sunday, July 13, 2008

Visayan Green Jokes


Warning: The messages may contain words which are offensive. Fowarded messages lang po!

From: my brother sent:8:16PM 07/02/08
MR: Love, kung UL*k ra kno ang isulod mahimo kunong PRESIDENTE ang a2ng anak.
WIFE: PE*TE! bahalag BARANGGAY TANOD ra a2ng anak basta ky isulod tanan.

From: my friend sent:5:11PM 06/06/08
TAXI DRIVER: Lola, nasaylo mn noon ta, i-U turn nlng taka sa unahan?
LOLA: hah? tinuod ka dong imo kong iy***n sa unahan? wla baya ko namante ron! tyming kaau....

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