From: my brother sent:06/14/08 8:55pm
"walay layo nga kugmo sa taas nga kuku"
grabek ka nindot nga quote.. 8 signifies dtermination, creativity an hope.. Unta ma nspyr kah... hehehe
From: my brother sent:06/21/08 10:26am
PSYNTE: dok, inig kalibang n bko naa may sip-on????
DK2R: ok r na, ang lisod kng inig sikma nimo ang mugawaz tubol. hehehe
From: my officemate sent:6/25/08 1:12pm
2 ka amiga hubog sa bar. Pag-uli, niagi sa cemetery. Nangalibang ang duha. Ang usa gigamit ang panty para itrapo ug gilabay; ug ang usa, nakakitag sash sa bulak ug maoy gitrapo.
Pagkabuntag, ang ilang bana nagkita.
Bitoy: Pre, bantayan nato atong mga misis. Ang ako nipauli kagabii wa nay panty.
Berting: Ang ako mas grabe Pre. Dunay card nipilit sa iyang lobot nga nag-ingon,
"We'll never forget you" From all the guys at the Fire Dept.
From: my officemate sent:06/26/08 1:43pm
hubog nangihi, nakit an sa dalaga
DALAGA: halaka! kdaghan sa bolbol,kgamay sa ot*n.
HUBOG: unsa man d ay imong gus2? Daghan ug ot*n usa ray bolbol?
From: my officemate sent:06/26/08 1:49pm
Never let guys hurt u!
We women r d planet's pride
So wen a guy hurts u...
Stand tall & proudly say,
Kahubag nku gwafa pa jud "EXCUSE ME, GET OUT OF MY WAY".
From: my officemate sent:07/02/08 3:33pm
Usa ka asawa,tungang gabii nikalit ug syagit..Pagdali ako bana niabot na!"
Ang bana nibangon, nigawas sa bintana ug sa gawas natingala ug naghunahuna..." Ako man ang bana?"
Pangutana? Kinsa ang dunay sala?
From:my officemate sent:07/02/08 3:38pm
Apo: Lola, attend ako tipar ha.
Lola: Unsa ng tipar bah?
Apo: Tipar gud party ba sa binali.
Lola: Puro sturya istambay! Mga PS mo tanan!
Apo: Unsa ng PS la?
Lola: Pakeng Shet!
From: my officemate sent: 07/02/08 3:59pm
Dear luv,
Kaw way bugtong itik nga ngkaang-kaang sa malapad kong basakan ning akong dughan. Boot bukikion ug bulikaton ang masakit kong kagahapon, apan luv, nganong imong gipugos pagtuli ang pisot kong pagbati? Og ambi nalang ng yabe s nyong kasilyas, ky dd2 nko idagayday ang nagka igit-igit kong PAGMAHAY! hehehe
From: daddy sent:07/02/08 8:00pm
Wife:Hon unsa eregalo nimo nako sa ato 25th aniversary?
Husband:dalhon teka sa africa!
Wife: wow! ka sweet! Unya sa ato 50th?
Husband: kuhaon teka did2!
From: my brother sent:07/02/08 8:08pm
ABOGADA: (Holding penis of er client) Look Ur honor! Luyloy na kaau. Kana ba ang rapist?
OLDMAN: (whispering) Torni, ayaw intawon pislit-pislita, MAPILDE nya ta!
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Tagalog Jokes
From: my brother sent:8:55pm 06/14/08
kpg bored kana...
at wala kanang
mhanap n puedeng gawin....
mgbukas k ng zipper..
ilagay m ang kmay m
s loob at ilabas m....
Ang libro s bag m..
Magbasa Ka!!
From: my brother sent:8:56pm 06/14/08
Ina: Bda blin ko syo, pag hinipuan ka ng bf mo sa dede say DONT!
Pag sa pepe say STOP!
Bakit nabuntis ka?
Anak:Sabay pong hinipo eh, kaya sabi ko DONT STOP!!
From: my brother sent:1:42pm 06/15/08
MR: (kissing wife's shoulder)
hon, cge n...
MRS: ano kb, bumabagyo!
MR: ayw mo un malamig?
MRS: gago! hndi kna nahiya! ang dming tao d2 sa evacuation center!!
kpg bored kana...
at wala kanang
mhanap n puedeng gawin....
mgbukas k ng zipper..
ilagay m ang kmay m
s loob at ilabas m....
Ang libro s bag m..
Magbasa Ka!!
From: my brother sent:8:56pm 06/14/08
Ina: Bda blin ko syo, pag hinipuan ka ng bf mo sa dede say DONT!
Pag sa pepe say STOP!
Bakit nabuntis ka?
Anak:Sabay pong hinipo eh, kaya sabi ko DONT STOP!!
From: my brother sent:1:42pm 06/15/08
MR: (kissing wife's shoulder)
hon, cge n...
MRS: ano kb, bumabagyo!
MR: ayw mo un malamig?
MRS: gago! hndi kna nahiya! ang dming tao d2 sa evacuation center!!
Religious Txt Messages
From: my officemate sent:2:00pm 06/14/08
trusting
GOD
wont
make
d
mountain
smaller
but will
make
d climbng
easier.
Hope ul be
able 2 climb
ur mountain
bcoz he put it
there 2
make u stronger.
trusting
GOD
wont
make
d
mountain
smaller
but will
make
d climbng
easier.
Hope ul be
able 2 climb
ur mountain
bcoz he put it
there 2
make u stronger.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Happy Father's Day
From: my classmate sent:2:12pm 06/15/08
Dr wer mor or les 400million sperms dt fot agens each other 2 win d 'egg', on d way, dy had t go thru acdic env't n othr hardshps, only fw made 8, stl dy hav 2 bump dr heds on2 d eggs 2 conquer it. n wen 1 pased thru 8 automatically locks 4 fertilization. Ther4, celebr8! u r ur daddy's champion. Happy father's day to ur Dad!
Dr wer mor or les 400million sperms dt fot agens each other 2 win d 'egg', on d way, dy had t go thru acdic env't n othr hardshps, only fw made 8, stl dy hav 2 bump dr heds on2 d eggs 2 conquer it. n wen 1 pased thru 8 automatically locks 4 fertilization. Ther4, celebr8! u r ur daddy's champion. Happy father's day to ur Dad!
Couple Jokes
From: my officemate sent: 10:04om 01/17/08
A couple traveling by car, not talking aftr quarel. Passng farm of goats, mules & pigs. Husbnd askd sarcastcally:
"Relative of urs?"
Wife replied: "Yup, IN-LAWS!"
From: my brother sent:1:04pm 05/12/08
Years ago, u came into this world NAKED & SCREAMING....
Things hav changed so much!
Now, wen u r NAKED..
.. somebody else does the SCREAMING..! hehehe
From: my classmate sent: 9:29pm 06/05/08
U cant believ wat crazy thngs ppol do these days!
I was sittin nxt 2 ths girl in church & n d middle of mass, she lit a cigarette!
Nashock jud ko!
I almost dropped my redhorse!!!
From: my classmate sent:9:07am 06/12/08
Confucius says: "Choose a woman with small hands.. when she touches your bird it will look big.."
From: my officemate sent: 4:52pm 06/16/08
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful txt m8, 2 hav & 2 hold in rich quotes & horny jokes, in txt matrimony & in poor signal, til low battery & no reception do us part?
From: my classmate sent:7:11am 06/17/08
TODAY'S CULTURE:
John bought a new fridge. He placed his old fridge in his front yard with a sign "FREE. You want it you take it."
No one minded the fridge for 5 days so he changed his sign to read "Fridge for sale P5000."
The next day, someone stole it! Hehehehe
From: my classmate sent:10:34am 06/19/08
My favorite motto in life:
Admonish the sinner,
feed the hungry,
visit the imprisoned,
pray for a loved one,
but never, ever clothe the naked til you're done!
A couple traveling by car, not talking aftr quarel. Passng farm of goats, mules & pigs. Husbnd askd sarcastcally:
"Relative of urs?"
Wife replied: "Yup, IN-LAWS!"
From: my brother sent:1:04pm 05/12/08
Years ago, u came into this world NAKED & SCREAMING....
Things hav changed so much!
Now, wen u r NAKED..
.. somebody else does the SCREAMING..! hehehe
From: my classmate sent: 9:29pm 06/05/08
U cant believ wat crazy thngs ppol do these days!
I was sittin nxt 2 ths girl in church & n d middle of mass, she lit a cigarette!
Nashock jud ko!
I almost dropped my redhorse!!!
From: my classmate sent:9:07am 06/12/08
Confucius says: "Choose a woman with small hands.. when she touches your bird it will look big.."
From: my officemate sent: 4:52pm 06/16/08
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful txt m8, 2 hav & 2 hold in rich quotes & horny jokes, in txt matrimony & in poor signal, til low battery & no reception do us part?
From: my classmate sent:7:11am 06/17/08
TODAY'S CULTURE:
John bought a new fridge. He placed his old fridge in his front yard with a sign "FREE. You want it you take it."
No one minded the fridge for 5 days so he changed his sign to read "Fridge for sale P5000."
The next day, someone stole it! Hehehehe
From: my classmate sent:10:34am 06/19/08
My favorite motto in life:
Admonish the sinner,
feed the hungry,
visit the imprisoned,
pray for a loved one,
but never, ever clothe the naked til you're done!
Life is easier
From: my classmate sent:9:10am 10/09/07
Lyf s easier
f we r not
beautiful....
but
since we are...
Lyf s difficult
Hang tight n der alright?
Lyf s easier
f we r not
beautiful....
but
since we are...
Lyf s difficult
Hang tight n der alright?
Be Thankful
From: My classmate sent:8:25pm 12/27/2007
"Be thankful that you don't have everything you desire.. if you did, what would there be to look forward to?
Be thankful for the difficult times,it's during those times you grow..
Be thankful for your limitation, they give you opportunities for improvement.
Be thankful for you mistakes, they will teach you valuable lessons. Find a way to be thankful for your troubles & they can become your blessings."
From: My classmate sent:6;45am 01/05/08
"No one is rich enough to buy back yesterday. But if you have the character to do better things today, u would be the richest one tomorrow."
From: My classmate sent:12:51pm 06/02/08
"Do you know why I'm still thankful? it's because i may never have everything ....
but at least, i NEVER had NOTHING..." Stay Inspired....
"Be thankful that you don't have everything you desire.. if you did, what would there be to look forward to?
Be thankful for the difficult times,it's during those times you grow..
Be thankful for your limitation, they give you opportunities for improvement.
Be thankful for you mistakes, they will teach you valuable lessons. Find a way to be thankful for your troubles & they can become your blessings."
From: My classmate sent:6;45am 01/05/08
"No one is rich enough to buy back yesterday. But if you have the character to do better things today, u would be the richest one tomorrow."
From: My classmate sent:12:51pm 06/02/08
"Do you know why I'm still thankful? it's because i may never have everything ....
but at least, i NEVER had NOTHING..." Stay Inspired....
Love Txt Messages
From: My Classmates sent:10:30AM July 24 , 2008
If only evry science in d world cud be
applied to everything, then....
PHYSICS cud xplain y we "fall" inluv w/
sme1 w/o bein affctd by "gravity"
LOGIC cud give us d "reason" y we cnt get
sme1 we really watd
CHEMISTRY cud help us find our
"perfect combination"
ANA&PHYSIO cud show us how 2 "locate"
d scars in our "heart"
and probably
PHARMACOLOGY cud teach us how 2
fomulate a "potent analgesic" so as not
to feel any pain again.
From: My classmates sent:5:39PM July 24,2008
B: i saw her... Stl prety & she luks so hapi
G: i felt lyk cryin bt i wont let him notice dat
B: i wondr f shes now tken, myb she is
G: im stil sngle,cnt sim 2fnd sum1 hu cud
tke his place
B: i knw shes angry
G: aftr ol he's done, i cdnt get Angry
B: im coward nt 2 chus her
G: he ws brave enuf 2 chus d 1 he truly luvs
B: i regret it
G: im hapi 4him
B: i luv her bt it 2 late, she dsnt luv me anymur
G: i luv him stl bt i shud muv on.!
From: My classmate sent:12:21am July 24,2008
Dont luk for tingz or pipol dat arent der, just alwys b
tankful 4 wat u hav --
coz d mor u luk for sumtng NOT wd u, d mor u find
sumtng WRONG wd wat u hav.
From: My classmate sent:7:20pm July 23,2008
If there is one mistake in my whole lifetime that i can tolerate, it is when i have loved, though I knew it wouldn't be appreciated. :(
If only evry science in d world cud be
applied to everything, then....
PHYSICS cud xplain y we "fall" inluv w/
sme1 w/o bein affctd by "gravity"
LOGIC cud give us d "reason" y we cnt get
sme1 we really watd
CHEMISTRY cud help us find our
"perfect combination"
ANA&PHYSIO cud show us how 2 "locate"
d scars in our "heart"
and probably
PHARMACOLOGY cud teach us how 2
fomulate a "potent analgesic" so as not
to feel any pain again.
From: My classmates sent:5:39PM July 24,2008
B: i saw her... Stl prety & she luks so hapi
G: i felt lyk cryin bt i wont let him notice dat
B: i wondr f shes now tken, myb she is
G: im stil sngle,cnt sim 2fnd sum1 hu cud
tke his place
B: i knw shes angry
G: aftr ol he's done, i cdnt get Angry
B: im coward nt 2 chus her
G: he ws brave enuf 2 chus d 1 he truly luvs
B: i regret it
G: im hapi 4him
B: i luv her bt it 2 late, she dsnt luv me anymur
G: i luv him stl bt i shud muv on.!
From: My classmate sent:12:21am July 24,2008
Dont luk for tingz or pipol dat arent der, just alwys b
tankful 4 wat u hav --
coz d mor u luk for sumtng NOT wd u, d mor u find
sumtng WRONG wd wat u hav.
From: My classmate sent:7:20pm July 23,2008
If there is one mistake in my whole lifetime that i can tolerate, it is when i have loved, though I knew it wouldn't be appreciated. :(
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Inspirational Txt Messages
From: my classmate sent 5:35PM 06/19/08
"No one is rich enough to buy back yesterday.. but if you have the character to do better things today, you would be the richest one tomorrow."
From: my officemate sent:9:26AM 06/22/08
Our
Eyes
R placed
Infront
Bcoz
Its
Mor
Mportant
2 look
Ahead
Dan
2 look back
Dont
dwell
Ont things
Past,
Learn from dem
N kip On
Moving forward!
From: my officemate sent:10:29AM 06/23/08
When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go. For dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful tomorrow grows.
From: my classmate sent:8:26PM 06/25/08
A little faith says, "GOD may do it."
A bigger faith says, "GOD can do it."
But a deep faith says, "Whatever happens, GOD does what is best!".
"No one is rich enough to buy back yesterday.. but if you have the character to do better things today, you would be the richest one tomorrow."
From: my officemate sent:9:26AM 06/22/08
OurEyes
R placed
Infront
Bcoz
Its
Mor
Mportant
2 look
Ahead
Dan
2 look back
Dont
dwell
Ont things
Past,
Learn from dem
N kip On
Moving forward!
From: my officemate sent:10:29AM 06/23/08
When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go. For dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful tomorrow grows.
From: my classmate sent:8:26PM 06/25/08
A little faith says, "GOD may do it."
A bigger faith says, "GOD can do it."
But a deep faith says, "Whatever happens, GOD does what is best!".
Visayan Green Jokes
Warning: The messages may contain words which are offensive. Fowarded messages lang po!
From: my brother sent:8:16PM 07/02/08
MR: Love, kung UL*k ra kno ang isulod mahimo kunong PRESIDENTE ang a2ng anak.
WIFE: PE*TE! bahalag BARANGGAY TANOD ra a2ng anak basta ky isulod tanan.
From: my friend sent:5:11PM 06/06/08
TAXI DRIVER: Lola, nasaylo mn noon ta, i-U turn nlng taka sa unahan?
LOLA: hah? tinuod ka dong imo kong iy***n sa unahan? wla baya ko namante ron! tyming kaau....
From: my brother sent:8:16PM 07/02/08
MR: Love, kung UL*k ra kno ang isulod mahimo kunong PRESIDENTE ang a2ng anak.
WIFE: PE*TE! bahalag BARANGGAY TANOD ra a2ng anak basta ky isulod tanan.
From: my friend sent:5:11PM 06/06/08
TAXI DRIVER: Lola, nasaylo mn noon ta, i-U turn nlng taka sa unahan?
LOLA: hah? tinuod ka dong imo kong iy***n sa unahan? wla baya ko namante ron! tyming kaau....
Visayan Txt Jokes
From: a friend sent:5:59PM 09/23/07
2 ka amiga hubog sa bar. Pag-uli, niagi sa cemetery. Nangalibang ang duha. ang usa gigamit ang panty para itrapo ug gilabay; ug ang usa, nakakitag sash sa bulak ug maoy gitrapo. Pagkabuntag, ang ilang bana nagkita.
Bitoy: Pre, bantayan nato ang atong mga misis. Ang ako nipauli wa nay panty.
Berting: Ang ako mas grabe Pre, Dunay card nipilit sa iyang lobot nga nag-ingon :We'll never forget you. From all the guys at the fire dept."
From: my classmate sent:10:02AM 02/20/08
Ang mga Pagbasol:
1) ghgugma nmu,nilakaw ka. Gihigugma mn pd diay ka nya.
2) ghgugma ka,manhid mn pud ka.
3) ok na, gipasakitan pa d nmu. nawala noon cya.
4) ngbuwag mo,ayha na nuon migwapa/migwapo.
5) ghgugma na nmu, dli na nuon cya.
6) ghgugma na gni ka, talawan man pud ka.
7) ready nka, lain na iyang hnigugma.
8) pakipot au ka,dli na noon cya.
9) sbraan ka torpe, naa nuon nkauna.
mga pila kaha ang naigo ani nga txt?
From: my brother (@davao) sent:3:42PM 02/23/08
Unsaon mo mn ang paLasyo nga balay,
mga mahaLon nga sakyanan,
miLyon2 nga bahandi
Kung.......
ang imo cLingan ang tag-iya? Hehehe
From: my brother sent:7:38PM 04/02/08
Kng wai bolpen, wai notes
kng wai notes,wai matoon
kng wai matoon, wai diploma
kng wai diploma, wai trabaho
kng wai trabaho,wa kwarta
kng wai kwrta, wai mkaon
kng wai mkaon, gutmon
kng gutmon, muniwang
kng muniwang,wai uyab
kng wai uyab, wai asawa
kng wai asawa, wai anak
kng wai anak, ma dpress
kng madpress,mgkasakit
kng mgkasakit,mmatay
kng mmatay, wala nka.
Busa....
bntyi gyud imong "boLpen" !!!
From: my classmate sent:9:09PK 06/12/08
Pari: Doy, nganong dili naman ka mosimba?
Doy: Pader hadlok og simbahan. Duna koy bad experience dha.
Pari: Huh? Hain ato?
Doy: Diha man gud ko gikasal!
2 ka amiga hubog sa bar. Pag-uli, niagi sa cemetery. Nangalibang ang duha. ang usa gigamit ang panty para itrapo ug gilabay; ug ang usa, nakakitag sash sa bulak ug maoy gitrapo. Pagkabuntag, ang ilang bana nagkita.
Bitoy: Pre, bantayan nato ang atong mga misis. Ang ako nipauli wa nay panty.
Berting: Ang ako mas grabe Pre, Dunay card nipilit sa iyang lobot nga nag-ingon :We'll never forget you. From all the guys at the fire dept."
From: my classmate sent:10:02AM 02/20/08
Ang mga Pagbasol:
1) ghgugma nmu,nilakaw ka. Gihigugma mn pd diay ka nya.
2) ghgugma ka,manhid mn pud ka.
3) ok na, gipasakitan pa d nmu. nawala noon cya.
4) ngbuwag mo,ayha na nuon migwapa/migwapo.
5) ghgugma na nmu, dli na nuon cya.
6) ghgugma na gni ka, talawan man pud ka.
7) ready nka, lain na iyang hnigugma.
8) pakipot au ka,dli na noon cya.
9) sbraan ka torpe, naa nuon nkauna.
mga pila kaha ang naigo ani nga txt?
From: my brother (@davao) sent:3:42PM 02/23/08
Unsaon mo mn ang paLasyo nga balay,
mga mahaLon nga sakyanan,
miLyon2 nga bahandi
Kung.......
ang imo cLingan ang tag-iya? Hehehe
From: my brother sent:7:38PM 04/02/08
Kng wai bolpen, wai notes
kng wai notes,wai matoon
kng wai matoon, wai diploma
kng wai diploma, wai trabaho
kng wai trabaho,wa kwarta
kng wai kwrta, wai mkaon
kng wai mkaon, gutmon
kng gutmon, muniwang
kng muniwang,wai uyab
kng wai uyab, wai asawa
kng wai asawa, wai anak
kng wai anak, ma dpress
kng madpress,mgkasakit
kng mgkasakit,mmatay
kng mmatay, wala nka.
Busa....
bntyi gyud imong "boLpen" !!!
From: my classmate sent:9:09PK 06/12/08
Pari: Doy, nganong dili naman ka mosimba?
Doy: Pader hadlok og simbahan. Duna koy bad experience dha.
Pari: Huh? Hain ato?
Doy: Diha man gud ko gikasal!
Friday, July 11, 2008
Friendship SMS
From: my classmate sent: 7:52AM 06/30/08
The importance of good friends is like the importance of our heartbeats! They're not visible, but they silently support our life. Have a great week!
From: my officemate sent:8:57AM 07/01/08
Every nice friend is a glimpse of God. It is one of life's best blessings, a priceless gift that can never be bought, sold or forgotten.
From: my officemate sent 9:06AM 07/01/08
Friendship Isnt
About How U Forget
But How u Understand
Not How U Let Go
But How U Hold On
The importance of good friends is like the importance of our heartbeats! They're not visible, but they silently support our life. Have a great week!
From: my officemate sent:8:57AM 07/01/08
Every nice friend is a glimpse of God. It is one of life's best blessings, a priceless gift that can never be bought, sold or forgotten.
From: my officemate sent 9:06AM 07/01/08
Friendship Isnt
About How U Forget
But How u Understand
Not How U Let Go
But How U Hold On
Funny SMS
From: My sister sent:7:43PM 07/01/08
Boy: cn i touch ur software?
Girl:show me 1st ur hrdware.
Boy:cn i install it n ur systm?
Girl: ok! F u cover it w/ anti-virus 1st!
Ang ngumit
MANYAK!!!!
Boy: cn i touch ur software?
Girl:show me 1st ur hrdware.
Boy:cn i install it n ur systm?
Girl: ok! F u cover it w/ anti-virus 1st!
Ang ngumit
MANYAK!!!!
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Visayan Text Messages
From: my brother sent: 10:42PM 07/04/08BULOY: Toy, imo mn kuno gitug-anan ako uyab nga pisot ko?
BITOY: Wla Loy oy! Ako ra cya giingnan nga hapit naka tuli-on.
BULOY: Aw lagi, abi nakog nitug-an ka! :=)
From: Daddy sent: 9:07PM 07/08/08
TATAY: nak,ipalit sa natog buwad imong jes ha?
ANAK: nahh, D q tay oi, ipalit nko og yoyo.
TATAY: unya? Makaon nang yoyo?
ANAK: Unya motuyok ng buwad?
From: Daddy 07/08/08 sent: 8:59PM 07/08/08
Daghan cgeg padalag message!
Sumo na kaau oi!
Sunod padala mo...
Load!
Bugas!
Sud-an!
Kwarta!
Ug kun puede apili tuba ug coke!
From: my classmate sent: 4:00PM 07/10/08
GIRL: pa chck-up mi doc.
DOC: cge huboa imng pnty ug bra, nya hgda.
GIRL: d mn ako, akng Lola.
DOC: cge lola, gnhawa ug lawom!
LOLA: d ko mg hubo???
DOC: GINHAWA!!!
From: Daddy sent: 4:33 07/09/08
GMA: (suko kaayo) nganong inyong gipa biyahe ang Princess of the Stars nga nasayod mo nga adunay bagyo??
COASTGUARD: Abi man gud namo ug sakay ka didto ma'am!! LOL
TATAY: unya? Makaon nang yoyo?
ANAK: Unya motuyok ng buwad?
From: Daddy 07/08/08 sent: 8:59PM 07/08/08
Daghan cgeg padalag message!
Sumo na kaau oi!
Sunod padala mo...
Load!
Bugas!
Sud-an!
Kwarta!
Ug kun puede apili tuba ug coke!
From: my classmate sent: 4:00PM 07/10/08
GIRL: pa chck-up mi doc.
DOC: cge huboa imng pnty ug bra, nya hgda.
GIRL: d mn ako, akng Lola.
DOC: cge lola, gnhawa ug lawom!
LOLA: d ko mg hubo???
DOC: GINHAWA!!!
From: Daddy sent: 4:33 07/09/08
GMA: (suko kaayo) nganong inyong gipa biyahe ang Princess of the Stars nga nasayod mo nga adunay bagyo??
COASTGUARD: Abi man gud namo ug sakay ka didto ma'am!! LOL
From: My brother sent: 4:50PM 07/11/08
Duha ka langaw nagkaon sa basa nga tae...
LANGAW1: Pre, kalibangon ko ..
LANGAW2: yaaakk! Ayaw gud pag ingon ana pre, nagkaon baya tah....
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Morning Text Greetings
From: my officemate sent:9:16am 07/09/2008
Always be Happy, Always wear a smile; Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile. Good Morning!
From: my classmate sent: 9:41am 07/03/2008
Wake up Happy.. Laugh out loud.. Hum a tune..Whisper a Prayer.. & savor a memory.. Life is like an ice cream, enjoy it b4 it melts. Gud Morning!
From: my officemate sent: 8:14am 05/12/2008
G-od
O-ffers us his
O-utstanding
D-evotion 2
M-ake us
O-bedient nd
R-eady 4 a
N-ew day wd him.
I-nspire Others
N-ow 2 love
G-od.
Always be Happy, Always wear a smile; Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile. Good Morning!
From: my classmate sent: 9:41am 07/03/2008
Wake up Happy.. Laugh out loud.. Hum a tune..Whisper a Prayer.. & savor a memory.. Life is like an ice cream, enjoy it b4 it melts. Gud Morning!
From: my officemate sent: 8:14am 05/12/2008
G-od
O-ffers us his
O-utstanding
D-evotion 2
M-ake us
O-bedient nd
R-eady 4 a
N-ew day wd him.
I-nspire Others
N-ow 2 love
G-od.
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